Borat Honoured In Home Country

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Borat was named Kazakstanian of the year for the third straight year.

It was a tearful Borat who took the stage in the town square where tens of people gathered.

"I want to thank all of you. What a great honour this is for me," he told the crowd through a translator.

'I love you."

The organizer of the event, Dimitry Yuskemaniviccio was extremely proud of his countryman. "I know he really wasn't born here but he's all we've got."

"Bah. It always seems to be him who wins," one unimpressed onlooker said. "My cousin learned how to take a bath the other day. Why doesn't he get an award? Why that bastard Borat?"

Soon after the three minute ceremony a pig was slaughtered and a party ensued with what was left of the crowd.

"Let us celebrate into the night! Call Yola and let's share her!" Borat shouted.

Yuskeman added, "There may only be nine people left but don't let the small numbers scare you. We are mental party animals."

Moon Zuppa does not doubt it for one sec.