Sunday, March 02, 2008

You Can't Afford To Not Take This Offer

Seriously, what is wrong with you? Stay a while. Read some fucking posts. Open your mind. If you stick around Moon Zuppa will give you the 72 Names of God that will leave you (and only you) in a permanent state of enlightenment.

Just send us $1 and each time we will reveal you one name!

What are you waiting for! It's an awesome deal. I mean, come on! 72 GOD NAMES! How can you beat that?

Just post a comment saying "GOD ME!" as well as a cheque and we promise you - P.R.O.M.I.S.E. - to send you a name.

TESTIMONIAL: "I send you my money but all I got was a lousy t-shirt."

Yes. The t-shirt is encrypted. But if you send another dollar we will show you how to decipher it!"

CALL NOW WITHIN THE NEXT 10 MINUTES!

MAKE THAT 9:59 MINUTES!

TESTIMONIAL "I didn't think "Godd Dammit" was a real name. I want my money back."

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