Tuesday, October 23, 2007

New "For Dummies" books on the Market

Moon Zuppa's book editor has reviewed these books recently. All can be purchased over the counter. Flash the Moon Zuppa secret word to the pharmacist and get a free paper clip - and free pills of your choice!

-2nd Grade Math for Dummies - Brought me back to a time when math mattered.
-Opening CD Packages for Dummies - Stop, just stop getting paper cuts!
-Understanding Toasters for Dummies - Bagels are different than Eggos? Who knew?
-The Rational Joy of Cooking Goat for Dummies - Sheer delight. Read with your kids.
-Drug Smuggling for Dummies - Tricky but worth while if you know the ropes.
-Human Trafficking for Dummies - The key is to work with the fine people at the ports.
-Terrorist tactics for Dummies - A rising trend not to be missed.
-How to become Jesus for profit for Dummies - A classic sure to never go out of style.
-Porn for Dummies - Now two pages long!
-Fashion tips for skanks...and for Dummies - Foreword by Paris Hilton and Lindsay Lohan.
-Checkers for Dummies - I didn't know checkers could be so hard.
-How to become a singing star without singing for Dummies - Foreword by Ashlee and Jessica Simpson.

The secret word is: atrabilius

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