On the heels (or calves) of Marion Jones decision to return her Olympic medals, the IOC has been faced with an avalanche of athletes doing the same. "It's a stupid problem. No doubt about it," said the eight wonder of the IOC presidential world Jacques Rogge. He looked down on the gorun, kicked some pebbles and continued, "Fucking weirdos. I don't know what to do. I wish I was a pigeon right now. I would fly away."
The IOC has been stressed to the point of a nervous breakdown. "We have no return policy," an exasperated IOC official told Moon Zuppa. As she took a second breath she asked, "I can't believe athletes are sending back their medals!"We could have sworn she then said, "Do you have a bribe for me? I'm very busy."
We offered her a Moon Zuppa t-shirt that have yet to be produced.
To be honest, we don't know if Paul Simon is behind this. Our editorial board had to come up with a title quickly before we went to press.
As for the medals, there are no plans about what to do with the used medals. Moon Zuppa has learned - who we kidding we haven't learned a damn thing. However, we have decided to ask YOU, the PUBLIC, what you think the IOC should do with the medals. Should they melt them? Should they pave roads with them?
Tell US what YOU think!
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