North Korea Looking A-Okea!

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Vermont - Now that North Korea has joined the exclusive nuclear club, it has never been more popular. "It feels good to be recognized. It doesn't matter what they say about you. As long as they talk about you," a North Korean official said.

We agree. Why shouldn't they have the bomb? The bomb has given so much pleasure to so many.

North Korea is not being defiant. They are merely exercising their unstable right to make a bomb. There is no doubt the U.S. is to blame here. The media too. They have kept real information away from its own people. Just like how my mother kept me away from school - whore that she was.

North Korea is not a bad country. Just a boorishly misunderstood one. A nation that loves to grow dead flowers and that starves and gropes its own people can only help to help eradicate world poverty. "We don't have much but we are willing to give up what we have," one offcial said. Its leader is astonishingly all-knowing and wickedly wonderful. It is about time we in the West begin to appreciate the country that is North Korea.

God bless North Korea even though they are godless communists. We at Moon Zuppa kinda welcome North Korea into the foray of endarkened and irrational nations.

In other news, Nino the Donkey has died. Nino was famous for playing table soccer (Fussball) in and around the Sicilian countryside. His radiant smile and smelly breath will forever be remembered by rustic locals. A memorial service will be held to honour the former all-star ass tomorrow.