Porn Man Pimps new Promotion for Profession

Disassociated Press -

California - Timber Jones has a lot to show the world. "I'm not just about gangbangs. I'm about so much more," he said into a tape recorder purchased by Moon Zuppa in 1986. Mr. Jones is a star in the world of pornography. "I prefer the term 'Amourous Services." This man rooted in deep thought and penetration says it's all part of a plan to professionalize and eventually legitimize his career. And how does he intend to accomplish this? "The Viagra people want to advertise during one of my scenes. We're not sure how we'll do it but some suggestions have been made." Such as? "Viagra: The Pop a Stiff Wunder Drug would be plastered on the screen. Another has Viagra painted on my dick. Stuff like that."

When is this new idea schedule to take place for the first time? "In September. We're in production right now with a couple of the girls from Sex in the City and Desperate Housewives. They jumped at the chance to do it. There isn't a whole lot of difference between what we do and what they do. We're going to make television history together."