National Party Time in Canada!

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Ottawa- Prime Minister Stephen Harper has announced that his party will be switching sides with the Bloc Quebecois for one solid month. "We figure it's a great way to understand what exactly Quebec wants. Walking in another man's destroyed shoes is really important." When asked about the language barrier a Conservative spokesperson named Debbie said that "speaking 'white' won't be an issue for those Qweebekers."

For their part, the Bloc see an opportunity to fool Western Canada into believing that their party actually matters. "It's like a political trojan condom," Gilles Duceppe said giggling. "Don't you mean 'horse'?" Moon Zuppa asked. Duceppe was confused by the question and answered, "Huh? Are you anti-Quebec?"

Not to be outdone, the Liberals and NDP struck their own deal. "We all babble the same gibberish anyway. The truth is that any of the three and a quarter national parties could have switched clothes. We're all fucking crossdressers when you think of it," Scott Brison intimated to us off but on the record. "If you think the Americans were confused with our crass behaviour before what'll they see this crap!" a Liberal backbencher yelled. The NDP, led by their fearless leader Jackie Layton, were still roaming around Parliament looking for the light switch and could not be reached for comment.

September should be a lot of sad fun.