Friday, July 21, 2006
Attention: Moon Zuppa will soon have naked waitresses entertaining you while you read.
"Well, we haven't quite figured how we'll do it but god fucking dammit we're going to fricken try," spokesperson for Moon Zuppa Alessandro Nicolo told Moon Zuppa. "Serveuses Sexy is the wave of the future. I got the idea at a local car wash the other day. I went in to get my own car cleaned by women spreading their tits while applying soap on the hood of my car. It was all so intoxicating. Did you know cum works just as well as Turtle Wax? Anyway, it turns out our studies show that men AND women want their news to be reported in a similar fashion. We feel we are the trail blazers in this low regard," Mr. Nicolo continued and concluded.
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