Thursday, April 20, 2006

Travel Tour Group Offering Special Trip

Disassociated Press - Travel

Are you one of those bored travelers looking for a new challenge? Well, Middle Ages Travel Company has a trip of a lifetime to offer. "We are offering a trip across Europe following the Black Death as it raced through Europe between 1347-1350.

"People will get an inside and intimate look at how this plague ravished and destroyed Europe," tour planner Anne Shh explained to MZuppa. The trip will start in Venice where merchants first brought the disease from the Orient. It will go to Padua, Genoa, Vienna, Zurich, Barcelona, Valencia, Avignon, Bordeaux, Paris, Basel, Strasbourg, Cologne, Hamburg, Ghent, Bristol, London and will end in Dublin.

"It's a great way to see Europe. Many shacks where people were quarantined are still standing. Some may even still contain bodies of the forgotten dead! Ring around the rosie, pocket full of posies, husha, husha we all fall down! We are also planning a one time trip to Rome where a theatre group will perform a live re-enactment of Christians being fed to the lions in the Coloseum,"

"Please book with MATC asap. If you reserve within the next five minutes you will get $10 off the $7 000 estimated price and a free rat."

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