Michaelangelo Society Upset with DaVinci Code Movie

Florence - Disassociated Press.
"Da Vinci my ass. Leonardo this, Leonardo that. Michealangelo was privy to the 'truth' too, you know." So thinks Josh Michaeletti President of the Michaelangelo Society.

"Why is Leonardo getting all the credit? Because he had a few designs in a scrapbook? So did Michealangelo. We are very annoyed with all the credit that bum Dan Brown is giving Leo. Even though we suspect the Vatican is behind his legal problems. Oprah is a stooge for the Catholic Church. Anyway, the reality is that it was the 'Michaelangelo Code' that was protecting and preserving the truth about Jesus. The name Jesus (pronounced Je-Soo) itself is roughly translated from the French 'I knew.' As usual, people can't handle the truth," Mr. Michaeletti went on.

The M-O Society (as they are known by hip insiders) is not taking this lightly. They will be going on the offensive with their own book and movie. The man rumored to take the project is Michael Moore. Tim Robbins and Mickey Rooney have the inside track to rival Tom Hanks for the role.