Saturday, February 14, 2015

Gun Contol Advocates Want To Suspend Idaho And Florida For Being Shaped Like Guns

"This is nuts. I mean, I know this country is radically crazy about its guns but to carve out state boundaries that resemble guns is just inappropriate - and wrong. This is why we're calling on the Federal government to suspend Idaho and Florida for looking like guns. The danger it poses to people inside those states is too great for us to ignore."

Gun-control activist Palma Retardino.

"Flip the state 45 degrees to the right. Look at what you get! And if Florida doesn't spook you out I don't know what will. I support the measure to blow these states up."

Max Pollwacky.  Concerned citizen.






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