Monday, November 10, 2014

Race Cemetery

"When I die I expect to be treated equally" asserts Jeroy La Simontisha in front of Crappy's Crematorium Bonanza. Mr. La whatever is concerned black people and other minorities are being discriminated against because of high burial costs. "We're disadvantaged and dead on arrival because of racist cemeteries and don't you get me going on those coffins." In response to our question of if it's a person's duty and responsibility to save money through proper planning for retirement and death he replied, 'That's just white privilege Koch brothers greed talk. What part of we're screwed from day one because the system is rigged don't you get'?

He continued, "We need for Obama to give us a subsidy to help us folks out! But he won't do nothing because Democrats are weak and Republicans evil."

It had been a long fifteen minutes for Jeroy as he sipped cappuccino. Finally satisfied with his point, he hopped into his Maserati and sped off into the soft autumn day.


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