Wednesday, February 03, 2010

President Obama To Stop Being A Professor

"I think I'm getting the hang of this "president" thing," was how he put it. "It's tough though," he said while chuckling, "I keep looking for my chalk when I'm up there speaking; especially when my sleeves are rolled."

He also added. "I think I'm gonna make like Bat-Man and work behind the scenes rather than get in people's faces."

You do that, Mr. President.
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