PM Harper and President Bush set to Switch Roles

"I'm tired and bored," President Bush recently confided to us recently. "I need to mix things up a little. Like a good Martini with an olive. I prefer black olives but they tell me it's not the same. You need to use the green ones."

That's when Prime Minister Stephen Harper got an idea. "I just thought it would be cool to switch places. I'm fed up of facing the NDP and their socialist skullduggery everyday. Jack relly needs to get a grip on reality."

No one knows exactly how this will turn out. The French, naturally, hated it and threatened to use whatever remnants of their pseudo-power to prevent it. In a video released by Canal + the French President had this to say from Guadalopue, "This was a uni-lateral decision. We want to take this to the UN security council and veto it. We are French. Merci."

Privately, one diplomat was over heard saying in a bathroom, "Do Canadians know how to handle real power?" "What about the Americans? Can they handle David Suzuki?" another said.

Whatever happens, Belinda Stronach is not wasting time any time. She's has already announced plans to join the Republicans. "I like Reppubikans! I have all the car parts they need." she said with a wink.