Sunday, December 10, 2006

Dunkin Dough-Nuts

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Commentary by Tim Horton jr.

Dunkin' Doughnuts should change its name to Drunken Nuts. Their latest commercial has people unnerved. The ad has customers standing in line unsure of what they are reading on a menu because it is filled with French and Italian words. A language known as Fritalian. It's a beautiful language and once again Dunkin' Doughnuts is proving its xenophobic ways. I've been to Fritalia down South and it's a beautiful place, filled with beautiful useless people.

In the 1950s DD refused to offer chocolate doughnuts because it was 'black.' Tim Horton's was racially sensitive and we pushed this agenda aside and began to serve chocolate doughnuts in exclusively white Canadian blue-collar towns. We were always forward thinking even though we didn't need to be.

Tim Horton's is proud of the chesse balls in its marketing department. We produce subsidized homegrown commercials that reflect Canadian values. We do not discriminate against anyone. Anyone!

So come to Tim Horton's. We are not racist. We serve Fritalians proudly.
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1 comment:

Ezex said...

this ad is xenophobic. nationalis akin to rascism . if you dont know the language, or some words, learn it, dont be proud that you dont understand .

6:48 PM

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