Farming is all the Rage now

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Beverley Hills - Farming equipment and apparel is all the rage now among celebrities. The lifetsyle sections of many prominent decadent newspapers across the land have been using their spellchecks to ensure that the latest trends are dictated to the masses. All it took was one unimaginative journalist and dimwitted editor to find the courage to print it.

"Look, if it's good enough for trash celebrities it's damn good enough for those losers," the editor of the Comet Sun Herald Gazette told Moon Zuppa. "People will like what we tell them to like."

Many Hollywood stars have taken to the new style of the 21st century. "Farmers, are like, so, um, you know, important. Where would we get our peaches from if there were no farmers? Trees?" said Susan Sarandon. "Farmer's are 50% of our economy and 50% of our hearts," added Charlie Sheen. When Moon Zuppa asked where he got those figures he responded while rolling his eyes, "You know, you're a bunch of jerks. Even if the numbers are off they oughta be that way." Even T.O. is in on the rage. Dressed as a scarecrow and eating cob Owens yelled, "Give me the damn ball!"

Stocks of companies who deal and operate in the farming industry rose today. "The sale of overalls, straw hats, gloves, pitch forks, and rakes are sky rocketing," said one store owner. "People are carrying them around like they do purses or umbrellas. IT's crazy. I had one girl come in screaming for her mother to buy her a designer hoe."

The major fashion houses in Europe are firmly on board. "People are jaded. They hate Bush for killing all the farmer's. In a way we want to create an outfit that reflects that angst. That return to a simpler time," Caca Channell said through an interpreter as she held a dead skunk in her arms. "If people don't buy my clothes they are not cool."

"Well, it's not the way we wanted to revive farming but I suppose it will have to do. We have all sorts of celebrities calling us for tractor lessons and planting excursions. They treat it like a resort. They think they are progressive I guess," the legendary Farmer Brown said as he responded to all the attention his profession is getting.

"We're the oldest profession in the world. Older than prostitution. The argicultural revolution made man healthier and shinier. We're proud of this."