Muslim Men Fight for Rights to Wear Burqua's

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"It's a fight they say we can't win. But we'll pray to the East until our knees bleed," swore Al-Hassa Quereb Mapeen. "We should not be discriminated against. We should be able to express ourselves the way we choose."

Readers may be unaware of the fact that Muslum men have been fighting a secret war for centuries to be allowed to wear a burqua. What is seen strictly as women's duty, has now become a growing debate among men. "NO! We are not gay," Mr. Mapeen emphatically denied despite his constant gazing at every man who passes by. "No, no. I am merely acknowledging that Islam is a religion of peership," he nervously added. When pressed by Moon Zuppa of his obvious flaming persona, Mr. Mapeen scoffed with a chuckle. "So, I have exquisite taste in pillow sheets. So what? Let's not deviate from the real issue here. That of winning the right to wear a burqua without being ridiculed."

Moon Zuppa inquired about why it's taking so long to make inroads to Mr. Mapeen. He answered, "Ah, come on. We all know the Jews and Bush are preventing it. Damn, Zionist occupiers." Is there any chance they will prevail? "It's hard to tell. Being gay, er, happy and Muslim is a tough gig, man. We'll see. Our first job was to get our cause to the public. Once we secure public support we will take the next step." And if public support is not forthcoming? "Do you have to ask? We know how to manipulate the infidels through our shish-taouks."

Um, no. Moon Zuppa prays to the East also that public support will rally behind Mr. Mapeen's group. Or else.