Wednesday, September 27, 2006

Moon Zuppa's Shocking Survey

It has come to our attention that an unusual amount of males urinate while sitting. "It's disturbing quite frankly," Alessandro Nicolo said to himself. "It seems the main reason for this new social behaviour is to avoid afterpiss. Afterpiss tends to leak down the side of the leg if the penis is not shaken properly. Especially if in a rush and if boxers are worn," Mr. Nicolo added.

Moon Zuppa has yet to publish the exact figures but we are presently working on an apple pie chart. However, we do have advanced ourselves a copy leaked to us by an insider. The numbers are indeed startling. A whoppingingly staggering 65% of men admitted to peeing while sitting down. 30% of men stand tall as they take a whiz. We're unsure of what takes place for the unaccounted remaining 5%.

Alessandro, editor here at Moon Zuppa, is expecting to expand his research. "In a time where men enjoy womanly activities such as masturbation, baking and manicures, it is not surprising that men would want to pee like women. And as far as I can tell it's only going to increase once men see the practicality in sitting to piss. Come to think of it, I wonder if the same phenomena is happening among the ladies."

14 people were surveyed.

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