Sunday, August 13, 2006

New Look at Moon Zuppa

Moon Zuppa is proud to report the news that matters most to nobody. While hyped-up on melatonin, it's something we take very semi-seriously. We pick up all the discarded and under valued news and we bring it you - the people who figure the least in the grand scheme of things. Here at Moon Zuppa we strive to be edgy and provocative. That's why the men who write for this paper will report to work dressed in women's clothes and vice-versa. We also plan to have monkey's serve us in a decadent lounge. It's innovative ideas such as these ignoble ones that make us who we are. We serve you. Enjoy and participate!
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2 comments:

KOM said...

Monkey servers?

"Sir, there's feces in my soup - and I don't want to hear about how everyone will want some!"

12:21 PM
T.C. said...

heh, heh.

6:29 PM

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