Friday, July 07, 2006

Sex and the City has new time slot and name: Fucking Whores

As Sex and the City finds new life as a tired rerun, the network carrying the show came up with a new look for the post modern pseudo-classic piece of crap. "We figured the show needed a fresh start and look," one bristly television exec told Moon Zuppa. "We considered many names such as Porn in the City, Fuck in my Bed, Promiscuous Creek, Crabs in My Pants, One-Night Stand Love Me and Fornicationville but Fucking Whores had the right feel." SATC, as it is known by its 'hardcore' fans, is a show about four successful and articulate sluts who sleep around like pagan Mongols wondering why love eludes them. 'Fucking Whores' will be airing fourteen times a day for the next six years right after Everybody Loves to Gangbang Raymond's Wife.
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1 comment:

KOM said...

I enjoyed the line on The Family Guy, "Is this about 3 prostitutes and their mother?"

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