Monday, July 10, 2006

France Prepares to Invade Italy after Loss

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Paris - On the heels of Italy's victory over France at the World Cup, the French are not sitting or sleeping lightly. "We do not accept this result," President of the Gauls Jacques Chirac (aka Black Jacques Chirac and Ch-Iraq) was quoted as saying. "The collective morale of France has been wounded and we must regain and retain our glory," he continued. The French, who are still quite pissed off that they lost the language and empire battle with England, are not pleased to lose yet another battle. Chirac, a great friend to mental cases, promised that the Germans were on board too. When asked how he can be sure he answered, "Never mind about them. The Germans do what we tell them to do. We will, er, Germany shall invade tonight!" Moon Zuppa asked Jack if he was gay. He said that he wasn't.
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