Sunday, June 11, 2006

Speedy Gonzalez Targeted By Politcally Correct Group

Moon Zuppa obtained a copy of part of an interview given by the group's spokesperson:

"We don't think Speedy Gonzalez is a fair representation of Mexicans. We are not all ambitious, devious and athletic. This sort of stereotype is typical. Some of us are lazy and unemployed. We ask Loony Tunes to kill that mouse."

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2 comments:

KOM said...

And what of Slowpoke Rodriguez? I guess we couldn't find anything racist there...

6:20 AM
T.C. said...

Nigger Jones. Spic Sanchez. Wop Willy. Mick O'Doule. Kraut Kaiser. Hymie Saulberg. Chink Dink. Frog LeFrancois. All are ahead according to our research.

12:09 AM

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