Moon Zuppa obtained an advanced copy of 'Having Orange Pekoe with the Grand Wizard,' by R.J. Jackson. The 6-page booklet is filled with startling revelations about the inner workings of the KKK. Here are some excerpts:
"...strawberries were shoved up my ass after I suggested we turn to cream sheets. It got to be very tiring getting stains out of white..."
"...I always felt triangle hoods were sort of aggressive. Square would have given us a real underdog appearance..."
"...I wanted to make the KKK more hip. I thought K3 was pretty cool...."
"...poor Lenny. He never saw what hit him. Look, he was already cockeyed but the shoddy slits for our eyes have always been a concern....at least he died on the Cross..."
"...nothing really goes on. We kinda hang out and talk about nigger stuff. Henry Cole can sure bake a mean rhubarb muffin..."
There you have it. The booklet is expected to hit street corners by the end of next week.
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