Tuesday, May 30, 2006

Moon Zuppa Celebrates 100th Post

"It's been a hard often horny journey but we are tickled by this accomplishment," Moon Zuppa spiritual editor Alessandro Nicolo explained to himself for this column. "When they - meaning me - told me it was our 100th post my initial reaction was to pick my nose. The crud had grown flinty with each passing day and was ripe for picking. It was irresistible. Like a Crunchy bar." So what's next for Moon Zuppa. "I dunno. I guess we continue with this sad experiment."

Thanks to all our three maybe four readers. It's been a mild pleasure. For a chance to to qualify for a chance to enter an insuperable contest for a trip to St.Albans, Vermont (we can't afford Burlington) please solve the following math question:

9@ x (4 + 2) ?/$ / (x + y + w_) 12 - % = ? where 4 is actually 5.

Solve this and we'll notify U.S. Customs to let you through without any questioning.

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