Soap Controversy Growing. Crisis Looming; French Get Involved

The Great Soap debate has been underwhelming the underground non-talk radio show circuit. "I'll be damned if they change 'Ivory' to 'Ebony.' We're screwing around with tradition here. Why can't they just have their own soap?" wondered someone with long teeth who did not want to give her name. "It's called Irish Spring because the St.Patty's day is in March and the Irish invented spring. People don't know their history," another amateur caller lamented. Meanwhile in France, where students are protesting the existence of the universe, they have taken up the cause as they chanted while burning cafe chairs "Vive la merde! L'Ivory, c'est le racisme!"

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