Not Enough Gays in Sports According to Athletes

Moon Zuppa has secretly been conducting a covert survey about homosexuals in sports. We asked seven athletes in four sports if they felt gays were discriminated against.

"I think they are" admitted one athlete. "We need more fags in the locker room. Our conversations are terrible. They could help us with wine selections, choosing a tie and girl problems. They'd be the perfect compantions" an anonymous pro athlete told MZuppa.

"Yeah, they'd loosen up sports culture a little. We need more tenderness. Not in that way. You know what I mean. Go away." We asked if we could reveal his name to legitimize this article but he only responded "Hey, this scrotum is for my eyes only. I don't need to have no homo staring at me in the shower."

We did manage to find someone who did not have a problem with letting people know where he stood. Marty Emptinest agreed that more gays should be hired. "Nothing like a lesbo show after a hard game. You meant girl on girl action in the locker room, right?" Right.