Moon Zuppa Tackles Jon Stewart

Under the bright shabby dim witted lights of Oscar, MZuppa sought - without acceditation - to secure an interview with Jon Stewart. We don't know who he is but we were told he graduated from our school. We caught up with him outside his hotel after the show. "Jon? Jon Stewart?" "Yeah, who wants to know?" "Um, we are Moon Zuppa and we would like to ask you some pointless friendless questions." "What the hell is Moon Zuppa?" "We're, like, um, a news....gathering....agency? (Note to self, put in writing what MZuppa does). "I got no time for you? Be gone. I already made Colbert famous." "No, no. It's not like that! We just want to feel you." "What get away!" "No, no. Not in that way. Come on! We're Moon Zuppa! How did it feel to be a host of a show for the first time?" "Are you guys crazy? Don't you know who I am?" "No. Not really. So, are you really Jewish?" "I'm calling the police." "Hey, we know all about you. We wouldn't do that if we were you." "Is that a Michael Moore fact?" "Er, well, yes." "You guys better run and run fast. I can't believe I wasted my time with this shit. Moon Zuppa." "One last question Mr. Stewart - would you like to write for us?"