Implicating Audio Tapes Leaked

Everyone knows - except Moon Zuppa of course - that the New World Order is controlled by a select few pulling the strings. World War II is not free of its own conspiracy theories. It turns out some of the world's greatest CT minds have gathered to discuss this little known fact in Southern France. Among the mindless chatter one thing will be of note to many. The startlingly infamous 'You did what?' tapes.

Strangely the theory that was least plausible among the CT faithful was the belief that the Great Wars were a method of reducing rampant unemployment. Sort of like how nature controls spiralling population growth in poor sucker countries - to say nothing of terrible urban planning. This theory was relegated to the backbenches of CT nation - until now.

"We're very excited. We've been ignored too long. These tapes will vindicate us" Alowicious Yappy told MZ barely containing his excitement while biting his nails and combing his bangs. And what is the content of the tapes? It supposedly reveals the voice of spice king Gerry 'Cinnamon' MacCormack: a known Mason with Rosicrucian sympathies. While it is not known where it was located and to whom the voice in the background belong, 'it is clear that is Gerry' according to Mr. Yappy.

The voice is allegedly saying 'You did what? You forgot to move the decimal how many places? You stupid Latin guin..." The quality of the tape has eroded over time. As a result the rest of his comments are lost. Nonetheless, it's enough for Mr. Yappy. "The all-knowing Masons just wanted to reduce unemployment by 500 000. Instead, some Catholic accountant miscalculated and gave the ok to proceed with his blueprints in starting the war."

50 million lost their lives in Europe and unemployment remains persistently high like bad cholesterol. When asked by MZ if the Masons are planning a third whack at things Mr. Yappy scratched his head and said "They have to. But they'll probably use global warming in some way. Like how Bush created Katrina to wipe New Orleans off the map because he did not like 'Jumbolaya' and the Creole language. Maybe they'll use Bin Laden like they used Hitler and Chapman."