Friday, January 27, 2006

Celebrity Sigthing

Mindy of 'Facts of Life' was spotted leaving a clinic with a new love interest. Some may recall Arnold's best friend Dudley of 'Diffrent Strokes.' Facts obtained - not meant to be a pun - by MZ, reveal that Mindy has been dating Dudley since he came clean about his alleged sexual abuse at the hands of Mr. Drummond. It was, according to him, all an 'inner-city hoax.' Mindy and Dudley are notorious for their all night partying, psychotic cross-dressing and obscene cocaine binges. "They make low-class powerful millionaires look like spotless angels," said Tootie adjusting her bra. "They are just plain insane when they are together. In her book "The Fast, Fat, Facts of My Cruddy Marvelous Life," Mindy alleges that she and 'the gang' took part in several orgies during their days with Mrs. Garrett. If you're wondering if Mrs. Garrett ever found out "Hell, she filmed half of those gangbangs. Especially when Willis was around."
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