Sunday, February 25, 2018

Trump Plans To Get Rid Of February Because Of Black History Month

Moon Zuppa is waving a piece of memo from deep within Trump's desk that reveals his plans to kill the month of February stating, 'everyone knows niggers don't have a history because they're really still just our slaves. Draymond Green isn't as stupid as he drools when he dribbles",

It's quite the revelation. The White House denies the story further adding "The DNC fabricated the Russia story and now they're making shit up about February. The real reason why we want to get rid of February is because it doesn't have at least 30 days and this is just too confusing for blacks and Hispanics."

So there you have it. Are Americans ready for an 11 month year?



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