Rosie O'Donnell Receives Misrule Prize

Moon Zuppa's most insignificant prestigious and only award is presented to the person or thing who claptraps hardest for freedomism. This year (or was it that year?) the award was presented - by two humans - to Rosie O'Donnell. Speaking of the prresenters, Moon Zuppa spotted a mamihlapinatapai moment between them.

"Rosie is very special given her alternatively schooled background. She has written numerous thesis papers in varied subjects including steel and cheese melting, bestiary and how to trap loose kangaroos trapped in the paddock. We feel she's offered so much to the earnings per share value of low pop culture. Too bad the bitch is not here to accept this horrific and honorific recognition, " explained Moon Zuppa's exhausted editor who accepted the award on her behalf. "I'm also weary."

Earlier in the day there were some unconfirmed but firm reports that Barbara Walters was attempting to prevent the award from being given out. Said Moon Zuppa's unemployed reporter Pete Puck, "She was crank calling talking smack'n shit. She sounded so rickety and pointless. I told her we can't save her journalistic integrity."

However, nothing was going to get in the way of O'Donnell's well-deserved achievement. Quite frankly we cautiously applaud this remarkably banal achievement. Women everywhere should be very proud.

Rosie's Fun Facts:

Favorite Animal: Thars.
Favorite Food: Flummery (w/Swedish Birch).
Favorite Activity: Reenacting Walpurgis Night.
Favorite Toe: The second one.
Greatest Obstacle to Overcome: Oslo Syndrome.