Sunday, September 03, 2006

Liquid Plumber Unveils New Line

Disassociated Press -

The legendary clearer of sink pipes feels it has finally solved a nagging problem that has persisted for thousands of years. "We are confident that Liquid Plumber for Nagging Women and LP for Nagging Wives will solve many of man's troubles," a Liquid Plumber board member explained to this news organization.

How does it work? Simply open the mouth of a fine lady and pour. Wait 15 minutes. Waiting periods can vary and reach one hour depending on the degree of nagging. If needed, use plunger to suck out the little nagging gnome in her throat.

Testimonial:

"When my boyfriend hunted me down in the house, I did not know what to expect. I was so busy chirping. I have to say our relationship is so much healthier now ever since he crammed Liquid Plumber for Nagging Women down my trap. I feel so alive and I lost 10 pounds!" Maureen Dowd.
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