Hugo Chavez, Fidel Castro and the other guy meet in Havana

Disassociated Press -

The world's three most enlightened intellectual leaders met for a week to 'smoke cigars and play with chiquita's' as one spokesperson put it. "Too bad North Korea is not here. They have done so much for the earth and starving people everywhere," Hugo intimated through a megaphone as he scratched his scrotum.

The purpose of the meeting was to devise a plan to perpetually ensure that the Three Stooges, as they want to be known, remain 'friends forever.'

Strangely, a cardboard pin up of Castro followed the three men around the city. As the day progressed, the strain of thinking too much clearly took its toll on them. Chavez soon began to drink oil from a flask. "Oil and a dash of lime. De-lish."

Chavez soon flew to New York to address the Dis-United Nations where he proclaimed his love for Nicole Ritchie and hatred for key lime pie.

He is winning friends among many celebrities. Barbara Streisand said, "We need more men like Chavez. He's funny too. He keenly observed my nose and asked if I can sniff cocaine out in luggage at an airport. For some reason he seemed serious." Sean Penn, who now suffers from schizophrenia, morphed into his alter-ego Spiccoli before our eyes. "Hey, like wo dudes. This Hugo guy is really cool. Fight authority dudes!"

Filmythmaker Michael Moore is already working on a documentary fairy tale about the 'man and the legend.' "He can apparently drink a pint of oil while singing 'Mary had a Little Lamb.' I'd like to see that mamma's boy Bush do that,' an impressed Moore said. The title of the new film is '2 Degrees Celsius.' "I chose celsius because I know many Americans are too stupid or busy praying to understand the title. I think it's very clever because I am smart. It also points to the cold, callous and calculating nature of my movie style."