Saturday, March 04, 2006

Moon Zuppa Interviews Tony Banta

Moon Zuppa is excessively proud to boast our first interview with a former cast member of Taxi. At times the interview had been confrontational but MZuppa got what we needed for our readers.

MZ: Hello

Banta: Hello

MZ: You look like you have a healthy scrotum.

Banta: Huh?

MZ: Vanilla Mini-wheats. What the fuck?

Banta: Um, are you guys ok? I was told...

MZ: Told nothing. How's Latka and Reverend Jim. Do you guys still hang out at the cab hanger?

Banta: That was just a show. It wasn't real

MZ: Sure it wan't Mr.Banta. We loved that tune.

Banta: My name is Tony DANZA and that was long ago. Can I plug my talk show?

MZ: Bend over. We'll show you plugging. Did you ever fuck Elaine?

Banta: That does it. You guys are not funny.

MZ: Ok, ok. Sit down Mr. Muscle. We guess Rigger was more up your alley?

Banta: Why are you guys fixated on Taxi?

MZ: Taxi was classic, Mr. Banta. Louie De Palma defined what a boss should be. The perfect man.

Banta: It's BANTA. I mean, DANZA, jerks! You guys are twisted. Good-bye.

MZ: Take Care, Tony Banta. When's your next fight?
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