Man thinks letter 'T' on his keyboard is possessed

Crotch Lake, Ontario - Disassociated Press

After consulting with several scientists and paranormal experts, Odin LeJacksinola got all he wanted to hear. That his letter T was somehow evil. "Whenever I'd spell a word that had a T the darn thing kept printing hundreds of them. Catttttttttttttttt. etc. It was pretty scary. I thought someone at any moment would rape me." Months of exposure to this phenomena had led many to call for government action to remove the ghoulish letter from keyboards across North America. Just as public officials were preparing their cases the problem was finally discovered. "It seems there was a sesame from a bagel that got caught in the key. Whenever Mr. LeJacksinola depressed the letter it caused it to remain depressed.Once the issue was settled Moon Zuppa over heard his wife Rongalla telling police "I told that moron not to eat near the computer. He's so stupid and his scrotum smells."