The Truth About the Vatican

I visited a Catholic church for the first time today. Lotta crosses and crucifixes but no Romans. How many Jesus's do they expect me to believe existed? Many? One? Like the Wile E. Coyote? What gives? Just what are the Catholics and the Pope up to?

Being the suspicious and skeptic mind I am, I was about to ask Moon Zuppa to subsidize my investigation when a note from a Bible slipped into my hands. A quick look around to grade the chicks around me and I proceeded to read. It said that there was a massive Vatican cover up to conceal the truth about Jesus having a twin brother. Can it be? How long had this message been hidden waiting to be discovered? One, two, five years? According to the cryptic writing, The Da Vinci Code was just a decoy. Rather, the Michaelangelo Cipher is the true key to all that is known about Jesus and his lineage. As for the Vatican the note revealed what it stands for: Very Amorous Terrestrial Intellectual Committee Armed with Nappies.

The truth is dancing before us and we choose to believe the lies. With a little luck, I plan to expose it all. Betty, if I die, the neo-communists and their hand puppets did it.