Tuesday, February 14, 2006

Support a Moon Zuppa Sponsor

Head to your nearest "Hamburger Is Legitimate Meat" joint and purchase a HILM 5th Place Semi-Sedated Meal and support us - and secondary - our Canadian athletes desperate in Torino. Proceeds will get to Italy next week. Better late than never. It's not about what you eat or whether you win. It's about chewing, filling your stomach and finishing without scraping or bruising yourself.
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