Tuesday, February 28, 2006

Prime Minister Harper Accidentally Injures Opponent in Curling

Saskatchewan - Disassociated Press

"The darn thing just would not curl no matter what. Gordie was at the wrong place at the wrong time" explained the PM. This caps off a couple of weeks that has not been kind to North American leaders. Dick Cheney accidentally shot a friend in the U.S. where eye witnesses claim horns were sticking out of Cheney's head just before he began to shoot. Soon after, "a UFO beamed him up under the orders of P20G" contended conspiract expert Berty Quinn.

"The rock was probably rigged. Just like how Jonathan Higgins was framed during a fencing match" a suspicious score keeper eating a doughnut told Moon Zuppa. The rock struck Gordie MacClark in the ankle. As he lay on the ice in agonizing pain he was screaming "Why me? Why me! I'll get you Harper! It's because I'm a communist you did this you McCarthy sonofabitch, eh?" As the story develops MZuppa will be sure to try and stay near and around the story. One thing is for sure, this story will be picked up by Rex Murphy.
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