Sunday, February 25, 2018

Trump Plans To Get Rid Of February Because Of Black History Month

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Moon Zuppa is waving a piece of memo from deep within Trump's desk that reveals his plans to kill the month of February stating, 'e...

Canada: Our Murders Are More Peaceful

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In the wake of the school shooting in Florida and on the back of other shootings in 'Murica, Canadians do what they do best: Bashing Am...
Tuesday, August 15, 2017

Black RB Cites Racism For Not Having A Job In All Black League

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Disassociated Press - Latonio Jamal-Wilkins IV is a ferocious running back with more cuts than a stoned chef in a restaurant kitchen. And...
Wednesday, July 05, 2017

CNN: Trump Made Love To Russia But Raped America

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CNN has just learned Donald Trump once said over 20 years ago that he enjoyed 'making love to Russians of all stripes and raping Americ...

CNN: Trump Wears Diapers

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According to multiple sources of various reliability, CNN has learned Donald Trump does in fact wear diapers. More later.

CNN: White Man Orders Racist Burger At McDonald's

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A white man - did we mention he was white and privileged? - entered a McDonald wearing a 'Trump makes my dick hard' t-shirt screami...
Friday, October 28, 2016

Parti Quebecois Wants Apple Name Change

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The pant shitting around the English language by the PQ and its xenophobic and fan base continues. In an effort to make sure he's not s...
Sunday, May 08, 2016

Michael Bloomberg Sets Sights On Banning Cotton Candy; Reveals Failed Attempt At Getting New York To Sleep

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Disassociated Press - In a dark, damp dungeon deep under the Bloomberg building, former New York Mayor Michael Bloomberg (aka Mother Hen,...
Saturday, February 14, 2015

Gun Contol Advocates Want To Suspend Idaho And Florida For Being Shaped Like Guns

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"This is nuts. I mean, I know this country is radically crazy about its guns but to carve out state boundaries that resemble guns is...
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Monday, November 10, 2014

Race Cemetery

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"When I die I expect to be treated equally" asserts Jeroy La Simontisha in front of Crappy's Crematorium Bonanza. Mr. La what...
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